The bottom of the table reads as stands: Aston Villa, Sunderland, and Newcastle. Not familiar with these football clubs? Not particularly important. Of the 20 teams that compete each year in the English Premier League (soccer for you degenerates), three are relegated each season to the doldrums of lower league obscurity. Could you imagine the New York Yankees spending an entire season puttering around Triple-A ball playing games in Moosic, Pennsylvania (apologies to the Lenap